canadad:

*anxious at night*
next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”
that night: “OR WAS IT”

(via asian)

mydeddyalabama:

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

(via m0rguemeat)

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

(via pandatrashcant)

comupterremade:

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

(via m0rguemeat)

doctor-nut:

porkfriedpussy:

gj1993:

nikolajokic:

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

(via asian)

succeeding:

it was thirst at first sight

(via confirmance)